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Round The World by Bike: Egypt: Cairo to Aswan (1 February 2002)

TIME : 2016/2/27 12:16:34

Egypt: Cairo to Aswan
(1 February 2002)

“If you were to die right now, how would you feel about your life?”
Fight Club

Sunset ridingSunset riding
Motorway fly-overs brush second floor bedroom windows, the living compete
with the dead for real estate amongst the city’s cemeteries and a fine view
of the Pyramids is to be had from the tacky interior of Kentucky Fried
Chicken. Cairo.

After the crush it made a change to hurtle south along the quiet Red Sea
road, a hefty tailwind blasting me 190km one day. Most of the coast has been
vomited into a half-built hell of unfinished hotels, the windowless hulks
gazing out blankly like fish on a slab.

So El Gouna was a real surprise, a
tastefully built fantasy oasis amongst the tat. It certainly wasn’t Egypt
but it wasn’t really anywhere else either. It was the final break to psych
myself for the Sudan, a break of beer, food, fun and no-one wheedling for
‘baksheesh’. And an even purer escape (courtesy of Alberto and Claudia,
www.divingworldredsea.com) scuba-diving amongst tentacles of sunlight,
swathes of colour and a heady blanket of silence. Finally, after five months of
fascinating (but frightening) introspection I feel ready to start looking
outwards once more, to feel and experience and live the road through Africa.

Even more hospitality is offered; hotels galore and even a stay at a Sheraton! Fluffy white dressing gowns and complimentary fluffy slippers certainly help reality fade for a while!

8434.4km on a rattling bike cobbled back together with string and a
teaspoon. Five months and three days of slog, sweat and lots of tears all come to
naught: the police order me to take a ride on a convoy. I tried every single
strategy but it was impossible to cycle on. So the magic of my journey
fragmented as I grovelled down in the vegetable peelings in the back of a
lorry. But I cannot pretend that whizzing an effortless 160km whilst reading
T.E. Lawrence was not fun.

Perhaps to atone for my previous capitulation I decided to try and ‘run’ the
next roadblock. I waved and smiled at their shouts of “STOP!”, played dumb
and pedalled like hell! But a 60kg bicycle is not an ideal getaway vehicle
and a commandeered taxi laden with flustered policemen soon overtook me.
They were VERY unamused.

The Nile valley is as green as Elland Road was in August, the sky as blue as
a late summer’s cricket match. Swallows dipped the waters (I wondered
whether any of them will be visiting my village this summer?). Fertile,
fascinating, exotic and very fast driving: Egypt was in danger of winning
back my affections! Luxor soon put that to rights though – the Nile sunset
making a pretty backdrop to a thumping headache of….

“Hello, my friend! Where you from? Stop one minute, can I ask you a
question? Just look! No hassle! You wanna
taxiridefeluccaridehorseridemotorboatridedrugsride? You wanna buy
waterpipetshirtgalibayahspicescarpetsgenuinecarvingshashish? Very cheap
price! Maybe tomorrow? No hassle!”

I chew sugar cane in Aswan, tearing off the hard, green bark like a panda
then crunching the deliciously sweet liquid centre, sucking out its life
before spitting out mouthfuls of the woody pith. A long way from “two sugars,
please”.

I’m waiting for the weekly ferry to Sudan. Over the past months the Sudan
has never strayed far from my waking or sleeping thoughts. There is only
one other thing that has featured so prominently in my thoughts, and she is
an infinitely happier and more beautiful thought than riding alone through
the desert!

The next month is make or break. Make it to Khartoum and I can make it
through Africa. Make it through Africa and I can make it through
anything….